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Re: On The Lighter Side Of The Apocalypse
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2020, 11:26:48 AM »
The more that goes on in this country and the more my eyes get opened the more I keep saying that I would vote for Satan himself before I would ever vote for a democRAT again.

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Re: On The Lighter Side Of The Apocalypse
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2020, 05:46:01 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R_pijnJiWw     :lol:  See Ya All Saturday.   :lol:
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Re: On The Lighter Side Of The Apocalypse
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2020, 05:52:04 PM »
The more that goes on in this country and the more my eyes get opened the more I keep saying that I would vote for Satan himself before I would ever vote for a democRAT again.
   If you open both eyes you will see there is no difference between the two. Only then you will understand.
The “final, most essential command” of the ruling totalitarian regime is “to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.”

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Re: On The Lighter Side Of The Apocalypse
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2020, 05:57:35 PM »
The more that goes on in this country and the more my eyes get opened the more I keep saying that I would vote for Satan himself before I would ever vote for a democRAT again.
   If you open both eyes you will see there is no difference between the two. Only then you will understand.

Actually there are differences between the two.  I know a thing or two about the political parties.  My cousin was the only 4 term governor in the state of Louisiana (he was almost my uncle as he dated my moms sister in high school and they were serious).  I was privy to a lot of things that went on.  I have been involved with the republican party and I can assure you the things the pubs do are not 1/10th of what the democRATS do. 

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Re: On The Lighter Side Of The Apocalypse
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2020, 09:49:01 PM »
The more that goes on in this country and the more my eyes get opened the more I keep saying that I would vote for Satan himself before I would ever vote for a democRAT again.
   If you open both eyes you will see there is no difference between the two. Only then you will understand.


It ain't worth arguing. People have upped the locks on their echo chambers so they stay nice an safe.


Back to the funny.


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Re: On The Lighter Side Of The Apocalypse
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2020, 10:22:38 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvGkB4bdryQ         Thank you V. We have all the other listing to fight the Red/Blue issue. This listing is about passing along some smiles in a crazy time.
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Re: On The Lighter Side Of The Apocalypse
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2020, 12:38:00 PM »
The “final, most essential command” of the ruling totalitarian regime is “to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.”

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Re: On The Lighter Side Of The Apocalypse
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2020, 01:01:08 PM »
I saw a news story where some guy in Spain was cheating on his girlfriend and was on live tv and the chick he was cheating on her with walked in the background with just a bra on....OOOOOPPPPSSSSS

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Re: On The Lighter Side Of The Apocalypse
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2020, 12:46:46 AM »
The lysol song got me good.

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Re: On The Lighter Side Of The Apocalypse
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2020, 11:26:54 AM »
The latest info from the WH in treating COVID involved a sledge hammer. 

"It's a bug folks, why do you think they call it the 'flu bug' or 'stomach bug' when you get sick?  You can squish bugs with a hammer.  Maybe there is some way to squish the Coronavirus with a hammer?  Maybe a blood tranfusion, and hit the blood as it comes out?  Our medical doctors are looking into this, but I think it's very interesting, and I have a biggest brain and the most bestest words."
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Re: On The Lighter Side Of The Apocalypse
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2020, 12:21:51 PM »
You know if liberals weren't so stupid they might actually be funny occasionally

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Re: On The Lighter Side Of The Apocalypse
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2020, 02:33:52 PM »
You know if liberals weren't so stupid they might actually be funny occasionally

Who hurt you?

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Re: On The Lighter Side Of The Apocalypse
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2020, 02:37:02 PM »
The latest info from the WH in treating COVID involved a sledge hammer. 

"It's a bug folks, why do you think they call it the 'flu bug' or 'stomach bug' when you get sick?  You can squish bugs with a hammer.  Maybe there is some way to squish the Coronavirus with a hammer?  Maybe a blood tranfusion, and hit the blood as it comes out?  Our medical doctors are looking into this, but I think it's very interesting, and I have a biggest brain and the most bestest words."

The scary part is that could be considered as a treatment at the White House. You are now the new Whitehouse director for defence against witchcraft and the dark arts.

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Re: On The Lighter Side Of The Apocalypse
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2020, 03:01:39 PM »
You know if liberals weren't so stupid they might actually be funny occasionally

Who hurt you?

No one hurt me, I just have a serious dislike for ignorant, stupid hypocrites

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Re: On The Lighter Side Of The Apocalypse
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2020, 03:35:37 PM »
You know if liberals weren't so stupid they might actually be funny occasionally

Who hurt you?

No one hurt me, I just have a serious dislike for ignorant, stupid hypocrites

Coming into an entertainment thread and pouting about politics sounds pretty butt hurt to me...


Not only is your pouting sad, it is aginst the rules. You are kinda new here so let me help you out. Rule #4 say "Try to stay on topic, don't hijack another's thread." To be fair to you, the active modarators have become lax with rules so you don't know better.


Now back to the funny.