requires removing your lungs from your body
Well, yeah, but it's all down hill after that.
I still stand by this treatment:

This man was completely free of COVID after just one treatment. Costs about the same as a can of lysol, but is way more available.
Brother I support your 1A rights, and I am not without a sense of humor, but just fyi that's not a pic (imho) which should be connected to humor. Or maybe I've just got my panties in a wad. Anyway just my $0.02