You know what? F my SHTF plans.
If we all wake up to no power, for months, I'm throwing one hell of a party. I have a pool, solar heated, and a giant house. I have plenty of weapons and the manpower to post a rotating guard. So screw it, let's party.
BYOB, although my wife also homebrews, so we won't run out of booze. Bring your smokeables, your guns, your water, your food. We're gonna have one last raging kegger that may give rise to a new civilization. When the party runs low on napkins, condoms, doritos, or CDs of dance music, we'll just play Texas Hold 'Em and do body shots off my more attractive friends until the last drop of booze is swallowed. This will be a while - we have a pretty large wet bar. Then we'll go on party supply raids.
You're all invited. If we wake up to anarchy and no electricity tomorrow, PM me for the address.