Cannibalism

[JimmyJamesKY]

Don't forget, the cannibals in the know say that healthy adult females in their early 20's are the tastiest, especially the vegans.  Avoid hookers, druggies, etc for their meat is tainted.

So, teotwawki, you may have to decide: concubine, or dinner?!

I say concubine and rabbit stew, but that's just me...

of course I'm just kidding, but I visited the "church" of euthanasia website, and the content there was truly disturbing...  recipes on how to dress out humans, how to kill yourself, etc...  Certainly not a church I would attend...

[jlwilliams]

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of course I'm just kidding, but I visited the "church" of euthanasia website, and the content there was truly disturbing...  recipes on how to dress out humans, how to kill yourself, etc...  Certainly not a church I would attend...

  Definitely decline an invitation to their BBQ, because the guest may be the entre.

[Lostinspace]

All I can say is if they eat me I hope they get recurring kidney stones like I get....

[1911crazy]

Canned tuna, pancakes, fresh bread, pasta, spam, peanutbutter, jelly, jam, canned potatoes, cornbeef.

I don’t eat people. First the toilet paper may run out, the food is next, how long down the will that happen? I invision all of us with a fork stabbing at the last pea.? No joke.

[suzukibruce]

I've read all 9 pages of this and all can say it...

I'm hungry

[1911crazy]

First two 275 gallon oil tanks for a diesel tractor for tilling. A green house outside and in the basement. Grow eatable greens, mushrooms, solar power well water.

[projo198]

Well can you soak people in milk to get rid of the gamey taste?

[branflakes]

Iirc Egyptians have immersed a body in honey for 100 years and would consume that honey for powers.

[VirginiaGuy]

Just for fun  -- http://www.sksboards.com/smf/index.php?topic=69259.0


Of course in a teotwawki situation there would be cannibalism.

Humans are known as 'Long Pig' in Chinese.

[xtriggerman]

Survival of the starving has no limit to what some people will do. My mother recalled when retreating into Germany with her group of refugees during WWII, they found a dead boy along the road that was not in Riga mortise yet, so the men cut meat from his thigh and passed it around. Most who tried it threw it up. My mother refused it.
  Such a title of Long Pig is about right for some.

[cvasqu03]

Just for fun  -- http://www.sksboards.com/smf/index.php?topic=69259.0


Of course in a teotwawki situation there would be cannibalism.

Humans are known as 'Long Pig' in Chinese.

In the Caribbean as well, though it usually goes "long pork."  If you were paying attention they even made a passing mention of this in one of the Pirates of the Caribbean films.

[burbank.jung]

I think these topics are fun. During the Chinese Revolution, it was told that cadavers would disappear off the street and the local butcher was later executed for mixing human flesh with pork in his sausages. My favorite post apocalyptic book is The Road.

[xtriggerman]

If George Herbert Bush wasn't rescued (filmed) by a submarine in WWII when his bombing plane was shoot down over a pacific island, he may have been eaten by the Japanese that did the shooting. One other pilot that was shot down out of Bush's squadron was in fact taken out of his grave and sliced up for a dinner party of sorts. Just looked through all my Military books and cant find the darn thing! Its a good book, just cant remember the name of that one.

[cvasqu03]

If George Herbert Bush wasn't rescued (filmed) by a submarine in WWII when his bombing plane was shoot down over a pacific island, he may have been eaten by the Japanese that did the shooting. One other pilot that was shot down out of Bush's squadron was in fact taken out of his grave and sliced up for a dinner party of sorts. Just looked through all my Military books and cant find the darn thing! Its a good book, just cant remember the name of that one.

 

[Lafayettegregory]

I know this is an old thread but reading it again just makes me hungry.