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wow! am i a millionaire again?!?!?!
« on: July 09, 2012, 02:44:33 PM »
got this in my email today...lol...

Hello Dear,
 
We are happy to inform you that we have succeeded in sending your packaged ATM Card to you via our intelligent Diplomatic Agent called Mr. Victor Okle and he is presently in New York. We received a message from him today annoucing his inability to complete the delivery due to the fault that his handheld developed which caused screen malfunction and he was unable to access his address book. Please contact him via email: vic-okle@superposta.com or call (940)560-7167) in order to provide your delivery information.
 
Regards,
Mr. Harris Conklin
UNITED NATIONS.
 



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Re: wow! am i a millionaire again?!?!?!
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2012, 02:46:53 PM »
I get 4 of those a day per email...and I have 3 emails.

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Re: wow! am i a millionaire again?!?!?!
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2012, 02:47:24 PM »
If you are in new york as well then he would be a 'local Okle' :lol: :lol: sorry couldn't resist
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Re: wow! am i a millionaire again?!?!?!
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2012, 04:59:56 PM »
Seams legit.... :thumbleft:

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Re: wow! am i a millionaire again?!?!?!
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2012, 05:06:01 PM »
Hows about a loan, uncle moneybags?
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Re: wow! am i a millionaire again?!?!?!
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2012, 06:02:18 PM »
Does anybody else fill the need to call that number?

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Re: wow! am i a millionaire again?!?!?!
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2012, 06:25:46 PM »
I might skype him, I could use a spare million

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Re: wow! am i a millionaire again?!?!?!
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2012, 06:37:25 PM »
There's an entire website that messes with phishers like these. They will lead the scammer on for months building a backstory. Sometimes it gets pretty funny.

Interesting, but a time-consuming hobby.

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Re: wow! am i a millionaire again?!?!?!
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2012, 06:48:28 PM »
There's an entire website that messes with phishers like these. They will lead the scammer on for months building a backstory. Sometimes it gets pretty funny.

Interesting, but a time-consuming hobby.

And the time we spend here on our hobby isn't time consuming??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

BTW, where's the link I could use a good laugh.
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Re: wow! am i a millionaire again?!?!?!
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2012, 06:56:05 PM »
http://www.419eater.com/

There's a series where a guy claims to be the CEO of 'Arctic Skunk Exploration', and photoshops Keith Richards onto pictures of icebergs to back up his outlandish stories. Good stuff.

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Re: wow! am i a millionaire again?!?!?!
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2012, 10:00:16 AM »
WOW THIS IS MY LUCKY WEEK ANOTHER ONE!!!!


Dear Beneficiary,

I hope that this correspondence is received with the urgency and expediency
required.

It has come to the notice of the Board of Trustees at the CBN that your present
inheritance claims application being handled by the Remmitting Bank in Nigeria
is experiencing some man made irregularities.To this effect,it has become
neccesary for the Board of Trustees to invite trained Fund Transfer Specalists
from the United States to resolve and regularize your fund release with
immediate effect.

We at David Lee & Associates have been duly consulted by the CBN Board of
Trustees and have been fully informed about how the staff of the remmitting bank
have been taking advantage of you by telling you to pay unneccesarily
exhorbitant charges which will only make your fund payment a long drawn out
process.

Due to this we have decided to step into the process of your fund transfer to
enable your funds to be transfered within the soonest possible time you are to
get back to us immediatly without needing to pay all the huge sums of monies
that are being demanded from you by the remmitting bank.
All proccesses to have your funds paid to you imediately through the CBN's
Laison Remmittance Office in New York have been initiated to cut out unneccesary
costs.You are advised to keep this communication highly confidential as the CBN
Board of Trustees have asked us to resolve this fund payment independent of the
office of the CBN Gorvernor to identify the principal participants in this
unethical payment procedure.

Furthermore,you are hereby advised to pay no furtherfees or charges to the
Remmitting Bank in Nigeria as they shall no longer be handling your payment
process.

We shall await your immedite correspondence with your direct telephone numbers
for re-confirmation to to my confidential email address at(lee.david1010@gmail.com)so
that we may conclude your payment immediately.

Yours Sincerely,
Dr.David Lee
David Lee & Associates c/o CBN



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Re: wow! am i a millionaire again?!?!?!
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2012, 10:36:47 AM »
WOW THIS IS MY LUCKY WEEK ANOTHER ONE!!!!


Dear Beneficiary,

I hope that this correspondence is received with the urgency and expediency
required.

It has come to the notice of the Board of Trustees at the CBN that your present
inheritance claims application being handled by the Remmitting Bank in Nigeria
is experiencing some man made irregularities.To this effect,it has become
neccesary for the Board of Trustees to invite trained Fund Transfer Specalists
from the United States to resolve and regularize your fund release with
immediate effect.

We at David Lee & Associates have been duly consulted by the CBN Board of
Trustees and have been fully informed about how the staff of the remmitting bank
have been taking advantage of you by telling you to pay unneccesarily
exhorbitant charges which will only make your fund payment a long drawn out
process.

Due to this we have decided to step into the process of your fund transfer to
enable your funds to be transfered within the soonest possible time you are to
get back to us immediatly without needing to pay all the huge sums of monies
that are being demanded from you by the remmitting bank.
All proccesses to have your funds paid to you imediately through the CBN's
Laison Remmittance Office in New York have been initiated to cut out unneccesary
costs.You are advised to keep this communication highly confidential as the CBN
Board of Trustees have asked us to resolve this fund payment independent of the
office of the CBN Gorvernor to identify the principal participants in this
unethical payment procedure.

Furthermore,you are hereby advised to pay no furtherfees or charges to the
Remmitting Bank in Nigeria as they shall no longer be handling your payment
process.

We shall await your immedite correspondence with your direct telephone numbers
for re-confirmation to to my confidential email address at(lee.david1010@gmail.com)so
that we may conclude your payment immediately.

Yours Sincerely,
Dr.David Lee
David Lee & Associates c/o CBN

Totaly on the up and up bro.... :evil3: