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« on: April 12, 2006, 08:46:34 PM »
http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio_html/sb_table.html

It is reported that 50% of people in London are worried about security and sleep with some form of self-defence to hand, for use against intruders.

The 'Safe Bedside Table' has a removable leg that acts as a club and a top that doubles as a shield for self-defence. This is for people who are willing to take on an intruder, providing an extra sense of security whilst in bed.
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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2006, 09:00:11 PM »
I don't know about you, but if I broke in and came face to face with either



OR



I would be much more afraid of the sleepy-crack head-looking-british guy. :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2006, 09:04:12 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2006, 09:06:05 PM »
That is frickin' awesome.  :lol:

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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2006, 09:41:28 PM »
to be honest you'd rather have me shoot you than catch you in my home with a bat or club.

at least then you could have an open casket at your funeral
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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2006, 09:43:20 PM »
They'll soon ban nightstands too.

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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2006, 09:58:25 PM »
nah they'll just make the table legs out of foam
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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2006, 10:35:53 PM »
More likely they'll make everybody handcuff themselves to their bedframes each night. :twisted:
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2006, 01:00:06 AM »
If a Brit actually accosted a felon while in the commission of a crime, even while in their home, the homeowner or tenant will always face stiffer penalties for assault than the home invader will for every act that promulgated the situation.

And if the Brit serf was stupid enough to use something like this, an item actually MEANT to act as a weapon in that fiasco, they'll very likely get decades of prison time...on top of compensating the robber for loss of wages, consortium, pain and suffering, ect.

This, BTW, is about the only reason I won't live in a Crown territory such as British Columbia.

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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2006, 02:52:54 PM »
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That is frickin' awesome.  :lol:

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Are you taffing me? What if a burrick gets into his house? Lot of good a taffin' club will do! He should just get ol' Benny to watch over his place at night.  :wink:
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2006, 03:35:04 PM »
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