Man, I am super lucky at those car dealership tickets, I ALWAY win!

Last time I won a 2"x3" blue teeth speaker. One time I went in with a $100 winner, and they gave me a gift card for $1. I said it was a $100 winner, and they said "no, there is $100 worth of winning gift cards" meaning 100 $1 winners. It probably cost more than a dollar to get a one dollar gift card to WalMart. I think I bought 1/7 of a quart of oil. Or was it half a root beer? Anyway, it was on the way to work, so I didn't subtract the gas used from my winnings.
The point is, I'm a WINNER! Heck yeah!
Wish I could hit the mega millions, so I could afford more 5.56..